Article: 288798 of talk.bizarre
From: "David Low" <>
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: FTSD Aftermath
Date: 3 Dec 1996 14:18:21 GMT
Organization: Creative Cremations
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Message-ID: <01bbe05c$88536380$201f1acb@alien>

24 Hours (actually closer to 40 by stint of differing time zones) of
frantic FAILING TO SUCK posting, and not a single DiHydrogen Monoxide
contribution.  What do you guys call yourselves!!!

It's still out there.  It hasn't just evaporated.

And even if it has, somewhere else in the world it is condensing into a
new and heretofore heinously unimaginable form.  Keep the conspiracy

Or maybe just drop dead like an incredibly sad bastard.  hmmm...

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