Article: 288820 of talk.bizarre From: "Candy-Colored Clown" <firstname.lastname@example.org> Newsgroups: talk.bizarre Subject: Re: excessive excessive Date: 4 Dec 1996 05:07:09 GMT Organization: InterAccess, Chicago's best Internet Service Provider Lines: 18 Message-ID: <email@example.com> References: <lscE1uxoo.HyL@netcom.com> Lisa Chabot <firstname.lastname@example.org> wrote in article <lscE1uxoo.HyL@netcom.com>... > > I'm worried: just what does "1000% cotton" mean? > http://www.jpeterman.com/page57.html > Does this mean that it will cause other items in my closet to become cotton? > This might be a good thing for that sweatshirt my mom gave me that's only 80% > cotton, but what about my silk blouses? > > . > . what about my cat? > . Your cat is 60% Orlon, 39% Bisquick, and 1% undecided.