Article: 288863 of talk.bizarre
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From: derrick@eznet.net (Derrick Williams)
Subject: FOREVER MEETING
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Date: 4 Dec 1996 19:16:02 -0500
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                        FOREVER MEETING

                    Derrick Williams

              (actual lyrics written during a meeting)



 I'm feelin' old and tired and full of dread
 Sitting here in this meeting that'll never end
 I look back at a time when I was young and free
 and this meeting would be the last place I'd be


 We've already talked about it once
 but I guess there's more to be said
 so we're gonna talk about it some more
 then we'll talk about it again


 My butt's feeling really kind of sore
 and my bladder's feeling like the Hoover Dam
 I keep staring at that meeting room door
 and I just feel I've had more than I can stand


 We've already talked about it once
 but I guess there's more to be said
 so we're gonna talk about it some more
 then we'll talk about it again
 

 We've been sittin' here for such a long while
 All the clothes we're wearin' is out of style
 My coffee's grown cold and now it's growin' mold
 And it feels so wrong to have a beard ten feet long  
  
  
 We've already talked about it once
 but I guess there's more to be said
 so we're gonna talk about it some more
 then we'll talk about it again

 
 The office plant has grown to a mighty oak
 the leafy branches grow out over our heads
 I wouldn't really mind the acorns at all
 if only the squirrels would keep out of the desk


 We've already talked about it once
 but I guess there's more to be said
 so we're gonna talk about it some more
 then we'll talk about it again


 I'm thinkin' of breakin' free
 I'm thinkin' of busting loose
 I'm thinkin' to get out of here
 But I can't think of a good excuse


 We've already talked about it once
 but I guess there's more to be said
 so we're gonna talk about it some more
 then we'll talk about it again


 So I guess I'll just sit here
 sit here 'till the day I die
 I'll just slump here in this chair
 and go to the big meeting in the sky


 We've already talked about it once
 but I guess there's more to be said
 so we're gonna talk about it some more
 then we'll talk about it again


- Derrick

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