From: (Elspeth)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: boo boo.
Date: Mon, 1 Dec 1997 07:54:40 -0500
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do my baby hab a boo boo?
   did ums huwt ums widdoo hand?
donums cwy, my widdoo foo foo;
   we wiw do what e'ew we can.
wet me see ums widdoo finga.
   ooo -- a widdoo dwop of bwood!
wet me wince it in da watta;
   wet me wass opf aw da mud.

wet me kiss ums widdoo finda.
   wet me dwy it tiw it's dwy.
wet me wap it wiff a band-aid.
   wet me wipe ums widdoo eye.
pwease don't wet it get infected;
   keep ums finga nice and cwean
'cause it souldn't be negweckted
   so ums boo boo won't tuwn gween.