From: agarcia@Starbase.NeoSoft.COM (Anthony Garcia)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: The Final Meal
Date: 1 Dec 1997 11:45:30 -0600
Organization: act or process of organizing or of being organized
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Message-ID: <65ut3r$m4r$1@Starbase.NeoSoft.COM>
Summary: Historical inevitability
Keywords: fail to suck

I whimpered as the mechanism ratched my jaw wider.  "No! No!" I tried
to cry out.

But the Manager would have none of it.  He pushed the small, dry,
tasteless burger further down the slide towards my open mouth.

In my ear, he crooned "You will not be keeping any more wine beneath
your floorboards, will you citizen?  No.  Accept.  Ronald loves you.
Your foods are the foods of a bourgeouis, decadent past.  They have no
place in our world of the future."

But upon seeing the fury in my eyes, his tone hardened.  "There will
be no food, except for the burger!  There will be no beveridge, except
for the diet cola!  If you want to see the future of your cuisine,
picture a french fry, dipping into a pool of ketchup, forever!"

I wept, and took my first bite.