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From: actual3@greenheart.com
Subject: Albemuth, Formalhaut, Hike, Hike, Hike!
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Date: Mon, 1 Dec 1997 19:34:37 GMT
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It wasn't so much Philip K. Dick's fault.  The blame lies
pretty squarely on the shoulders of Gene Roddenberry.  People
used to get through space in a variety of ways, but now it's
all "warp drive."  Suddenly you can't use a teleporter without
"beaming" somewhere.  And where did all the ugly chicks in 
space go?  Why are they all models who won't have anything to
do with an average guy like me?  There are still plenty of
ugly guys.  Fat guys.  I can't compete in the world of the
future.