Newsgroups: talk.bizarre From: firstname.lastname@example.org Subject: Albemuth, Formalhaut, Hike, Hike, Hike! Message-ID: <3483114D.email@example.com> Sender: firstname.lastname@example.org Reply-To: email@example.com X-Mailer: Mozilla 2.02 (Macintosh; I; PPC) Organization: greenheart.com Date: Mon, 1 Dec 1997 19:34:37 GMT Lines: 9 It wasn't so much Philip K. Dick's fault. The blame lies pretty squarely on the shoulders of Gene Roddenberry. People used to get through space in a variety of ways, but now it's all "warp drive." Suddenly you can't use a teleporter without "beaming" somewhere. And where did all the ugly chicks in space go? Why are they all models who won't have anything to do with an average guy like me? There are still plenty of ugly guys. Fat guys. I can't compete in the world of the future.