From: bretts@Starbase.NeoSoft.COM (Evolve or Perish) Newsgroups: talk.bizarre Subject: OKTSAD: Going Postal (100 words) Date: 9 Dec 1997 03:27:36 -0600 Organization: NeoSoft Internet Services +1 888 NEOSOFT Lines: 17 Message-ID: <66j2u8$bjk$1@Starbase.NeoSoft.COM> "Postal worker slays five, self." Heh. Lot of people asking "what *is* it with these guys?" Well, it's me. All those gunshot wounds and they usually skip the autopsy. I didn't start out with postal workers. I originally wanted to nail a few Congressmen, maybe Andy Rooney. But my missives weren't making it through the mails. After four or five misfires, hell, why not run with it? I started primitive: just a little DMSO and ketamine. Fun (ever notice one drooling a bit much even for a civil servant?), but not reliably lethal. Refinements are tedious, but it beats gardening. b r e t t -- "Sometimes I hear those voices. But I am beginning to hear you more and more....even when I am away from the computer." --Doctress Neutopia