From: nikolai <nikolaiNOniSPAM@warehouse.net.invalid> Subject: FTSD: range weapon Newsgroups: talk.bizarre Message-ID: <firstname.lastname@example.org> Lines: 27 Bytes: 1165 X-Originating-Host: 22.214.171.124 Organization: http://www.remarq.com: The World's Usenet/Discussions Start Here X-Wren-Trace: eOvO5uf+ufO4pfbo4afr69nv+vzr56To/eKq5ufrsvm0vuW7sOWst7Kkvrix Date: Tue, 30 Nov 1999 08:59:25 -0800 X-Complaints-To: email@example.com X-Trace: WReNphoon1 943981569 10.0.2.1 (Tue, 30 Nov 1999 09:06:09 PST) NNTP-Posting-Date: Tue, 30 Nov 1999 09:06:09 PST the fact that warehouse's news server was up the spout again didn't bother me. i had other ways of sighting my targets. but when i finally found one that worked, some kind of internal warning system stopped me from reaching out with those adorable, cute little microwave pulse-weapons of love. i'd reach for the keyboard and then an agonising pain would shoot through my head, coming from the left side. straight through the eardrum. i managed to rig a torch, a webcam and a magnifying glass so i could look into my own ear, and it looked normal. i pressed the space bar. zap. i went and smoked some damiana, came back. alt-f-N-M. zap. christ, that hurts. i've managed to type this much over a period of four hours, but the entire left side of my head has now gone numb. my breathing rings in my ears oddly and - ow. shit. i'm going to go find that littlest phillips-head screwdriver and blow some dust out from between the circuit boards. nikolai --- cats are on the upgrade / upgrade? * Sent from RemarQ http://www.remarq.com The Internet's Discussion Network * The fastest and easiest way to search and participate in Usenet - Free!