From: "Tom Fawcett" <firstname.lastname@example.org> Newsgroups: talk.bizarre Subject: Side effects, potential and actual Date: Wed, 1 Dec 1999 23:06:36 -0800 Organization: MindSpring Enterprises Lines: 25 Message-ID: <email@example.com> Reply-To: "Tom Fawcett" <firstname.lastname@example.org> X-Server-Date: 2 Dec 1999 07:06:25 GMT X-Priority: 3 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Newsreader: Microsoft Outlook Express 5.00.2615.200 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V5.00.2615.200 POTENTIAL: Agitation, headache, anxiety, dizziness, difficulty breathing, confusion, mild obsessive behavior, irregular heartbeat. ACTUAL: - Auditory hallucinations of Peter Gabriel's "Sledgehammer" sung by W.Shatner. - Compulsion to write and rewrite endless hypothetical obituaries for Sherman Helmsley and David Soul. - Obsession with rhetorical questions in television advertisements. - Elaborate hallucination of NPR story on Russian religious persecution in which Russian priests speak in California slang and repeatedly call interviewer "dude". - Intermittent feverish compulsions to illustrate the serial adventures of Grant Follicle, Court Stenographer.