Message-ID: <thomas.944166744@bubba> Newsgroups: talk.bizarre Subject: FTSD (Belated): 1. From: thomas@mail.nhn.ou.edu (Rollin Thomas) Lines: 62 Date: 2 Dec 99 20:32:24 GMT X-Complaints-To: usenet@ou.edu X-Trace: news.ou.edu 944166972 129.15.30.220 (Thu, 02 Dec 1999 14:36:12 CST) NNTP-Posting-Date: Thu, 02 Dec 1999 14:36:12 CST Organization: The University of Oklahoma ---------------------------------------------------------------------- These are four more stories I am adding to the history of Platillo. If you don't remember the original stories, they were posted in February. I worked on revising them all and expanding them, but got so sick of the story I quit. These are stories leading up the the events I wrote about extemporaneously and at length in February with occasional additions since. I hope these additions fail to suck. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Matilda Cook's mother cannibalized the ruins of a nearby colonial mission to construct the building that would later become her daughter's vegetarian restaurant. Cubic and red, these stones were originally placed by Indian slaves. These same Indians later attacked the mission when demands for tribute grew too great. Most of the poorly protected Jesuits fled into the surrounding forest, only to find their fates under the teeth of coyotes. The Indians brutally decapitated the remaining man of the cloth, placing his head just so upon a little plate from the cupboard. Because of this incident, the town was named Platillo. Many years later, after the Spaniards had gone, Platillo consisted of a single wooden building among the conifers, ensconced in the mountains of southern New Mexico. A multipurpose establishment, this building housed a hotel, bar, whorehouse and notary public. The Platillo whorehouse boasted well-trained and exotic women from China and Bali, the love potions and aphrodesia of Persia and Egypt and the utterly mysterious and fragrant lotions of deepest, darkest India. They had brought with them exotic felines, adding to the relaxed and certainly lazy atmosphere of the establishment. According to the earthy proprietress of the whorehouse, ``Madam,'' the presence of the cats reduced the chance of conception. As long as their cathouse was open, it appeared to succeed as a measure. A post office and telegraph station opened next, but beyond that the town did not grow. The descendents of the clergy-consuming coyotes still concealed themselves in the nearby forests, and the washed-up prospectors who took up temporary residence in the Platillo Hotel found themselves frequently obliged to form parties to hunt down the coyotes. After months of haphazard and untrained tracking and hunting, they finally killed one and brought it back to hang in front of the hotel. They promised that this would protect their ladies' pet cats, which had accounted for the largest fraction of coyote-caused casualties. That night, while the drunken former prospectors caroused with the fine ladies of the Orient, the white eyes of the coyotes watched from the edge of the forest, waiting. They found a Javanese girl of fourteen pissing in the outhouse after the windows in the hotel were dark, surrounded her and tore her to pieces in minutes, coating the side of the shack with the spray of her blood. Rather than consider this act a simple coincidence, virtually all of the men in residence at the hotel took this as a direct act of retaliation and feared further reprisals to come. Instead of rising to the challenge and fearlessly marching into the forest to bring revenge against the enemy, they fled to other less coyote infested areas. The forlorn prostitutes and their cats, the young telegraph operator and a fifteen year old mail clerk were left alone with the first snows began to fall. -- Rollin C. Thomas - thomas@mail.nhn.ou.edu - www.nhn.ou.edu/~thomas "Good job, You. Now back to work."