Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: FTSD: Pedophile Petting Zoo FAQ
Date: Sat, 02 Dec 2000 03:02:42 GMT
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Q. Where are you located?

A. In Minnesota's Sister Cities, just off Interstate 35, Minnesota exit
26. Follow the signs; it's well-marked from the interstate. Big rig and
RV parking available.

Q. What are your hours?

A. 9 am to 9 pm weekdays, 12 noon to 9 pm Saturdays. Sundays closed.

Q. Do you have senior citizen discounts?

A. Of course! Show an AARP or other senior citizen ID and get 50% off
regular admission.

Q. What sort of animals do you keep in the zoo?

A. Ages four to twelve, male and female, all colors.

Q. What sort of petting do you allow?

A. "Hands Only, Please!"

Q. Is it possible to feed the animals?

A. Of course! There is a McDonald's franchise inside the Zoo offering
five different Happy Meals and a wide selection of fun toys.

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