Subject:      Re: lurcher poaching
From:         buzzard@world.std.com (Sean T Barrett)
Date:         1997/09/29
Message-Id:   <EH9BC2.23H@world.std.com>
Newsgroups:   talk.bizarre

claire <113356.1662@CompuServe.COM> wrote:
>why do people insist on lurching
 when instead they could be churching
 if they knelt in a pew
 and looked down by their shoe
 many denominations there for the searching!

 why do people insist on belching
 when instead they could be squelching
 the claim they came out
 give it the same doubt
 as the rumors of whom they've been felching

 why do people insist on posting
 when instead they could be coasting
 in the good ole' real world
 as a duchess or earl
 Oh, yeah, they'd rather be boasting

buzzard