Subject:      Re: Timmy Smithers
From:         buzzard@world.std.com (Sean T Barrett)
Date:         1997/10/01
Message-Id:   <EHD9vG.M96@world.std.com>
Newsgroups:   talk.bizarre

Mao Tse-Tung  <cdick@worldnet.att.net> wrote:
>Oh, MAKE ME, you sniveling, whining little shitkicker.
 Oh, make me a prince!
 Or even a princess!
 I know you have in you enough wit to trick her

 Who? Why, of course, you know who--the queen
 I know you're her friend
 Though you are friendless,
 You've got what it takes to be a fine bootlicker

 And nevermind all of that about which way I lean
 Make me an earl!
 Dukedom's a pearl that's
 Enough to make swine of me--our blood will be thicker  

 Don't mistake me, I do not want one brief fling
 I'm not in love--
>Gad, I'm sick of this.
 Forget what I said, I just want to be king

buzzard
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