Subject: Re: Rough Morning. From: buzzard@world.std.com (Sean T Barrett) Date: 1997/10/09 Message-Id: <EHrq4D.916@world.std.com> Newsgroups: talk.bizarre jj <NOJUNKMAILtabbert.jj@sympatico.ca> wrote: Crocodile Three Was sitting by a tree When along came Alligator pi. <I was just about to nap>, The crocodile snapped. <So now what?>, he asked with a sigh. =I wondered if you knew,= Said the alligator to His supposed friend Crocodile Three, =I've got this ugly mark...= <It's from rubbing tree bark> <I told you it'd make it bad to see.> The next day he got this prize... Does it come as a surprise: >===> Aligator Pie right before bed again ? "Is this bark ok to chew?" > <You know what it does to you > <You'll get silly and the other's you'll offend.> Crocodile Three Still sitting by the tree Knew why Pi was such a smashing fool "All my limbs I've got," The crocodile thought-- "I'm whole and he's irrational." buzzard oneliner-followup-followup project: http://world.std.com/~buzzard/tb