Subject: Re: in praise of "old man" personal hygiene products From: buzzard@world.std.com (Sean T Barrett) Date: 1997/10/12 Message-Id: <EHxD2I.8GL@world.std.com> Newsgroups: alt.slack,talk.bizarre In article <34403eb6.24464675@news.onramp.net>, <feralone@humanoid.net> wrote: > You tryin' to seDUCE me, boy? Your actions make a rooster coy. I guess that's not quite news. To prove it's not some ruse, I want you to reduce my toys. > You tryin' to seDUCE me, boy? You know, for me, that noose annoys. Do anything I choose? I guess... what's there to lose? Well, go call Punky Brewster "Roy". > You tryin' to seDUCE me, boy? You might be what a moose employs... Pretend that I am Spock, And you can be the Doc-- Guess what? It's time to goose McCoy! > You tryin' to seDUCE me, boy? You ought to just let loose, enjoy. Have fun and take a chance; Go on, pull down your pants... Hey, check it out! Caboose ahoy! buzzard posted from t.b, care of the oneliner-followup-followup project