Subject:      Re: in praise of "old man" personal hygiene products
From:         buzzard@world.std.com (Sean T Barrett)
Date:         1997/10/12
Message-Id:   <EHxD2I.8GL@world.std.com>
Newsgroups:   alt.slack,talk.bizarre


In article <34403eb6.24464675@news.onramp.net>,  <feralone@humanoid.net> wrote:
>  You tryin' to seDUCE me, boy?
   Your actions make a rooster coy.
   I guess that's not quite news.
   To prove it's not some ruse,
   I want you to reduce my toys.

>  You tryin' to seDUCE me, boy?
   You know, for me, that noose annoys.
   Do anything I choose?
   I guess... what's there to lose?
   Well, go call Punky Brewster "Roy".

>  You tryin' to seDUCE me, boy?
   You might be what a moose employs...
   Pretend that I am Spock,
   And you can be the Doc--
   Guess what?  It's time to goose McCoy!

>  You tryin' to seDUCE me, boy?
   You ought to just let loose, enjoy.
   Have fun and take a chance;
   Go on, pull down your pants...
   Hey, check it out!  Caboose ahoy!

buzzard
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