Re: I love ___.
From (Sean T Barrett)
Organization The World Public Access UNIX, Brookline, MA
Date Wed, 8 Oct 1997 07:23:06 GMT
Newsgroups talk.bizarre
Message-ID <EHq1uI.Hxs@world.std.com>
In article <343BA924.7FB2@durban.gov.za>, Sean <abernats@durban.gov.za> wrote:
>I do. I really do.
I look just like a zoo!
Cat fur on my chin;
Zebra stripes on my skin;
No hippo's this thin--
I have a pig's nose too.
I try. I really try.
I want these eggs to fry.
They're there in the pan--
Heat's high as it can--
I don't understand;
They sit there, round and dry.
I wish. I really wish.
I want the biggest fish--
One fetched from the stream
I saw in my dream,
And covered with cream--
Then serve it on this dish.
I am. I really am:
A crook who's on the lam.
I offered to sell
A tonic to quell
The hair that all fell--
But it was just a sham.
buzzard
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