Subject:      Re: Are Ernie and Bert.. GAY!??
From: (Sean T Barrett)
Date:         1997/10/16
Message-Id:   <>
Newsgroups:   talk.bizarre

In article <>, Frog Pat  <> wrote:
 From you I deserve words
 I've practiced my powers
 By carrying out some
 I've found out the truth, here's
 The manifestation:

 It happened to you just
 Like Bobbit's poor story?
 The choice wasn't yours, 'twas
 Regardless, this still ain't

 There's plenty to do if
 Attractiveness fails ya,
 But no one's a porn star
>Without genitalia.

[for those keeping score at home: this and 90% of my double dactyls are
 created with the use of a six-syllable "dictionary" I built myself by
 grepping /usr/dict/words.  In the business, this is known as "cheating".
 However, no other posts involve tools of any kind.  Don't try this at home.]