Subject:      Re: Diggin in
From: (Sean T Barrett)
Date:         1997/10/31
Message-ID:   <>
Newsgroups:   talk.bizarre

In article <3458d327.0@>, Mr. Happy <> wrote:
>I bet you're fun at parties.
 Your words are just like Smarties--
 A sugar rush so hearty
 Perhaps a bit too tarty.

 I bet you're fun at shindigs.
 Dressed up just like a bigwig,
 A lighter and a tin cig...
 You lead the way and sin big.

 I bet you're fun at sleepovers.
 Tell stories of the deep clover,
 Abuse our parakeet Rover
 with drugs from some old creep Grover.

 I bet you're fun at bobs.
 You're not much of a slob,
 And not much of a snob,
 I think you're not a blob.
 You always know to byob,
 Or yucky stuff in globs.
 You sometimes ride a Grob,
 And when you turn a knob,
 Turn into shish-kbob.

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