educational experiences
From: | Sean Barrett |
Email: | buzzard@eng.umd.edu |
Date: | 19920218 |
Subject: | educational experiences |
Keyword: | shit |
Organization: | Fraternity of Avian Deists |
Once upon a time a little aardvark wanted to
learn C. She waddled over towards her nautical
companion and spread open her charts. 'See
this spot? It's where library books can be
found,' she murmured. The otter peered over
her shoulder at the map. The spot glowed eerily
as the aardvark turned around to indicate where
the treasure lay. The otter smiled and said,
'Heavens to murgatroid! I must find this secret
enclave of divine knowledge!' With the speed of an
ostrich, the otter scampered into /usr/local/include
to imbibe its wisdom.
The moral of the story is, don't C if you can't see.
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